Seven things to do in Denmark when you've got a tan

* Kissing a girl in a summer dress.

* Eating pickled herrings on fresh rye bread, with curry condiment, raw onions and warm, boiled eggs.

* Drinking cold beers in the sun.

* Proof-read and frown at flies and spiders and crawling caterpillars.

* Taking a dip in the Baltic sea - from a sand beach or a dock in the harbour.

* Nod to nu-jazz and minimalist electronica chilling on the lawns of the local Uni.

* Eating fresh plums before going to sleep far too late.